Bomsigkip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy slug.

Bomsigkip created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Bomsigkip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bomsigkip, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bomsigkip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bomsigkip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not take Bomsigkip's name in vain.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.