Fabminyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty penguin.

Fabminyatt created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabminyatt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fabminyatt, he will turn you into a duck.

Fabminyatt's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fabminyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Fabminyatt loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Always obey Fabminyatt's priests.

5. Never look at planets.