Madjam Dobsafflat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, effective wasp.

Madjam Dobsafflat created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Madjam Dobsafflat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Madjam Dobsafflat, it will make you grow a tail.

Madjam Dobsafflat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Madjam Dobsafflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. You must never eat garlic.