Yarbodbod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy bee.

Yarbodbod created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarbodbod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarbodbod, she will turn you into a dog.

Yarbodbod's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yarbodbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Hide from turquoise rats for they are unholy.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shave your neck.