Bogbusflatbut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonest fish.

Bogbusflatbut created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Bogbusflatbut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bogbusflatbut, it will turn you into a goat.

Bogbusflatbut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bogbusflatbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to doves while wearing purple shirts.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.