Fasarmmon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking hamster.

Fasarmmon created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasarmmon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fasarmmon, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fasarmmon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fasarmmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink alcohol.