Rillgup is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic whale.

Rillgup created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillgup, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rillgup, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rillgup's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rillgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Rillgup on top of important buildings.

4. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
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