Vidratpid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage wren.

Vidratpid created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Vidratpid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vidratpid, he will send minions to preach to you.

Vidratpid's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vidratpid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if five turtles approach from the north.

3. Vidratpid loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Retreat if four manatees approach from the west.