Dutflatlen is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, fussy
fish.
Dutflatlen created the Milkyway seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Dutflatlen, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Dutflatlen, he will laugh at you.
Dutflatlen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Dutflatlen's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Dutflatlen.
2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.
4. Do not wear cyan clothing.
5. Do not chop down trees.