Carbogcar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering crocodile.

Carbogcar created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Carbogcar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Carbogcar, she will be very sad.

Carbogcar's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Carbogcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Carbogcar loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never look in ponds.