Carbogcar is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering
crocodile.
Carbogcar created an electron eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Carbogcar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Carbogcar, she will be very sad.
Carbogcar's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Carbogcar's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear gray clothing.
2. Never talk about special relativity.
3. Carbogcar loves swans, so they must be honoured.
4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.
5. Never look in ponds.