Wikbogyik is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent dragon.

Wikbogyik created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikbogyik, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikbogyik, it will turn you into a duck.

Wikbogyik's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wikbogyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Never sprint near goats.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never feed lots of rice to birds while wearing turquoise coats.

5. Always help cats in need.