Dibflabbit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, moody cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dibflabbit created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibflabbit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dibflabbit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dibflabbit's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dibflabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing violet trousers and balancing four copper spheres on your chest.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always look after injured snails.