Dibflabbit is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, moody
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Dibflabbit created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dibflabbit, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Dibflabbit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Dibflabbit's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Dibflabbit's Holy Commandments1. Never eat melons.
2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing violet trousers and balancing four copper spheres on your chest.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.
5. Always look after injured snails.