Pagdobcapgep is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, happy slug.

Pagdobcapgep created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Pagdobcapgep, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pagdobcapgep, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pagdobcapgep's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pagdobcapgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Retreat if nine nematodes approach from the west.

5. Never eat strawberries.
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