Stiplarnfidlarparmtanfudfit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, capable camel.

Stiplarnfidlarparmtanfudfit created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiplarnfidlarparmtanfudfit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stiplarnfidlarparmtanfudfit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Stiplarnfidlarparmtanfudfit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Stiplarnfidlarparmtanfudfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Put Stiplarnfidlarparmtanfudfit first in all things.

5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.