Gumfondap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident squirrel.

Gumfondap created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumfondap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gumfondap, it will cry a lot.

Gumfondap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gumfondap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.