Gumfondap is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident
squirrel.
Gumfondap created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gumfondap, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gumfondap, it will cry a lot.
Gumfondap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Gumfondap's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never talk about dogs.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Always treat snakes with great respect.