Bunsugmingatwonrip is a god.
She takes the form of a large, moody
goat.
Bunsugmingatwonrip created a top quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bunsugmingatwonrip, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bunsugmingatwonrip, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Bunsugmingatwonrip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Bunsugmingatwonrip's Holy Commandments1. Never think about archaea.
2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bunsugmingatwonrip in the centre of the settlement.
3. Always wear gray.
4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Pray towards the east.