Zedpidzod is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, vain
slug.
Zedpidzod created carbon six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zedpidzod, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Zedpidzod, it will have a low opinion of you.
Zedpidzod's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Zedpidzod's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.
5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.