Wikxintan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest dingo.

Wikxintan created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikxintan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wikxintan, she will be very sad.

Wikxintan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wikxintan's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to sharks while wearing red shoes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Never wear dresses.