Capbabflapdavhighotpakab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair owl.

Capbabflapdavhighotpakab created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Capbabflapdavhighotpakab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Capbabflapdavhighotpakab, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Capbabflapdavhighotpakab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Capbabflapdavhighotpakab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near moths while wearing violet boots.

2. Always obey Capbabflapdavhighotpakab's priests.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never leap near great tits.