Rotbetvon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish squid.

Rotbetvon created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotbetvon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rotbetvon, he will turn you into a worm.

Rotbetvon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rotbetvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Rotbetvon in the centre of the settlement.