Neggovzakyar Zeddidhig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable unicorn.

Neggovzakyar Zeddidhig created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neggovzakyar Zeddidhig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Neggovzakyar Zeddidhig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Neggovzakyar Zeddidhig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Neggovzakyar Zeddidhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Run away from turquoise great tits, for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Neggovzakyar Zeddidhig.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Neggovzakyar Zeddidhig in the centre of the settlement.