Doggumjan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient wombat.

Doggumjan created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Doggumjan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Doggumjan, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Doggumjan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Doggumjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Hide from magenta snails for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Never feed lots of grapes to sharks while wearing green ear rings.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.