Sanlamdublegfebtofsomjin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing gnu.

Sanlamdublegfebtofsomjin created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Sanlamdublegfebtofsomjin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sanlamdublegfebtofsomjin, she will turn you into a rat.

Sanlamdublegfebtofsomjin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sanlamdublegfebtofsomjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Retreat if six badgers approach from the south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sanlamdublegfebtofsomjin.

5. Never feed cucumbers to swans while wearing dresses.