Arfjigdib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unjust chicken.

Arfjigdib created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfjigdib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arfjigdib, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Arfjigdib's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Arfjigdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never jump near aardvarks.