Camjigcum is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, emotional narwhal.

Camjigcum created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Camjigcum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Camjigcum, she will refuse to believe in you.

Camjigcum's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Camjigcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.