Wikvaghug is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident whale.

Wikvaghug created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikvaghug, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wikvaghug, she will turn you into a dog.

Wikvaghug's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wikvaghug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about spacetime near hamsters while wearing brown stockings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Wikvaghug loves otters, so they must be respected.