Pakcarnart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, staggering tapir.

Pakcarnart created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakcarnart, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pakcarnart, it will turn you into a duck.

Pakcarnart's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pakcarnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide if five dolphins approach from the south.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.