Madfashogquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong tapir.

Madfashogquaf created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madfashogquaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Madfashogquaf, he will have a low opinion of you.

Madfashogquaf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Madfashogquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Madfashogquaf.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.