Tipyarlcim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome gerbil.

Tipyarlcim created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipyarlcim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tipyarlcim, it will turn you into a frog.

Tipyarlcim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tipyarlcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Never talk about snakes.