Timdobbep is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful goose.

Timdobbep created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Timdobbep, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Timdobbep, he will strike you with lightening.

Timdobbep's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Timdobbep's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timdobbep.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Pray towards the south.