Budtanfar is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking mole.

Budtanfar created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budtanfar, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Budtanfar, she will turn you into a rock.

Budtanfar's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Budtanfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sick shrews.