Yakpidbum Nurcudnur is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unthinking frog.

Yakpidbum Nurcudnur created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakpidbum Nurcudnur, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakpidbum Nurcudnur, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yakpidbum Nurcudnur's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Yakpidbum Nurcudnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Put Yakpidbum Nurcudnur first in all things.

5. Never look in ponds.