Jinnatjin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, annoying armadillo.

Jinnatjin created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinnatjin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jinnatjin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jinnatjin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jinnatjin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Never paint your head fawn.

5. Never feed nuts to pigs while wearing shorts.