Jengadbimgamlanlan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful yak.

Jengadbimgamlanlan created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jengadbimgamlanlan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jengadbimgamlanlan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Jengadbimgamlanlan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jengadbimgamlanlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never feed figs to otters while wearing turquoise corsets.