Bennilbed is a god.

She takes the form of a large, awesome centaur.

Bennilbed created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bennilbed, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bennilbed, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bennilbed's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bennilbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near cats while wearing magenta boots.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never sing near badgers.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Never look at black holes.