Habbidsigvadgebbabmonban is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced dog.

Habbidsigvadgebbabmonban created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habbidsigvadgebbabmonban, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Habbidsigvadgebbabmonban, he will remove you from existence.

Habbidsigvadgebbabmonban's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Habbidsigvadgebbabmonban's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six hamsters approach from the west.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing red shoes and balancing eight silver spheres on your feet.