Misvonklog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, competent cobra.

Misvonklog created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misvonklog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Misvonklog, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Misvonklog's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Misvonklog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Misvonklog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never hop in the presence of hamsters.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Misvonklog.