Bogtonktimdonfligzakbum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless dog.

Bogtonktimdonfligzakbum created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Bogtonktimdonfligzakbum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogtonktimdonfligzakbum, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bogtonktimdonfligzakbum's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bogtonktimdonfligzakbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always help moths.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Run away from indigo goats, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about comets.