Rullopgam Ortrengep is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate hydra.

Rullopgam Ortrengep created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullopgam Ortrengep, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rullopgam Ortrengep, it will not care.

Rullopgam Ortrengep's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Rullopgam Ortrengep's Holy Commandments

1. Rullopgam Ortrengep must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Worship no other gods but Rullopgam Ortrengep.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help sick whales.