Zendabget is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful chicken.

Zendabget created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zendabget, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zendabget, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zendabget's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Zendabget's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Zendabget on top of all buildings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Hide from black birds for they are unholy.