Wotloopsat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet dove.

Wotloopsat created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotloopsat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wotloopsat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wotloopsat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wotloopsat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Do not leap in public.