Yarbasstin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, benevolent centipede.

Yarbasstin created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yarbasstin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yarbasstin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yarbasstin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yarbasstin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing four copper spheres on your legs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.