Negstigjop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, clever squirrel.

Negstigjop created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negstigjop, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Negstigjop, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Negstigjop's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Negstigjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Negstigjop.