Geddudbatmabgeddibhit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart fairy.

Geddudbatmabgeddibhit created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geddudbatmabgeddibhit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Geddudbatmabgeddibhit, it will be very sad.

Geddudbatmabgeddibhit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Geddudbatmabgeddibhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Geddudbatmabgeddibhit.