Dublamtun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever centipede.

Dublamtun created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Dublamtun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dublamtun, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dublamtun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dublamtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near frogs while wearing black shoes and balancing three nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away from gray shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.