Bogflis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow camel.

Bogflis created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogflis, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogflis, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bogflis' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bogflis' Holy Commandments

1. Bogflis loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always wear green.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.