Banwotwon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ruthless grasshopper.

Banwotwon created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Banwotwon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Banwotwon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Banwotwon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Banwotwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face purple.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not chop down trees.