Natbabnurtsugsin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, idiotic parrot.

Natbabnurtsugsin created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natbabnurtsugsin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Natbabnurtsugsin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Natbabnurtsugsin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Natbabnurtsugsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.