Tagkiksigflowlensafqueegnad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciless crow.

Tagkiksigflowlensafqueegnad created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagkiksigflowlensafqueegnad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tagkiksigflowlensafqueegnad, she will make you grow a tail.

Tagkiksigflowlensafqueegnad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tagkiksigflowlensafqueegnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to moths while wearing pink boots.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never sprint in holy places.