Ladvablan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy hare.

Ladvablan created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladvablan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ladvablan, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ladvablan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ladvablan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not eat lemons.